Johannesburg: Product Owner

Skills & Experience: Universal Translator: Converting alien stakeholder visions into crystal-clear product strategies that development teams can execute light-years ahead of schedule Backlog Gravitational Control: Maintaining perfect orbital balance between business value, technical feasibility, and cosmic user experience Warp Speed Prioritization: Manipulating spacetime to deliver maximum value in minimum sprints across multiple galactic quadrants First Contact Diplomacy: Facilitating perfect alignment between earthly developers, Martian designers, and Venusian stakeholders Quantum User Story Engineering: Creating requirements that exist in multiple states simultaneously, covering all possible user scenarios across parallel universes Qualification: Tertiary is preferred Contact JADE PERUMAL on